The Queen of Hearts she made some tarts all on a summer's day;
The Knave of Hearts he stole the tarts and took them clean away.
The King of Hearts called for the tarts and beat the Knave full sore;
The Knave of Hearts brought back the tarts and vowed he'd steal no more.
Unfortunately in this Queen's kitchen there were no tarts for the Knave to steal since the Queen dropped the tarts when taking them out of the oven and the jam went all over the floor, her oven glove, her apron.....
It was a right Royal mess and the only place for the tarts was the bin.
The Knave was very sad.
The End.
